[Humor] Zero Factor Authentication

When Screen Recording Meets Security.

😐 Ah, the pinnacle of security engineering – displaying the verification code right in the screenshot. Multi-factor authentication? Nah, let\’s go with zero-factor! Just broadcast your 6-digit code to whoever\’s recording your screen.

That smug arms-crossed pose is the universal \”I\’ve made some questionable decisions but I\’m standing by them\” stance that every dev adopts right before production goes down.

Next up: storing passwords in a public GitHub repo called \”definitely-not-passwords\”.

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